jabber disease : it's Cure and Prevention

Warrior: gmmphh..mmmh..mph.uphhh.hmmmmghh!

Lotus: Oh my! Warrior! What has happened to you! Jade jie jie Jade jie jie! Commme herrrrre and hellllp us! Make haste!!

(Fire breathing Dragon appears in a puff of smoke)

Jade: What is it, child? Why do you squeal so? And what is that muffled sound.. Oh! hahahah! And again Warrior has done it I see.

(Fire breathing Dragon, ROFLs and nearly laughs her ass off)

Jade: Oh I must assume non-ROFL stance, lest I laugh my ass off. Wonton, when will you learn the art of 'not getting one's foot in one's mouth'. You remember the cure dont you? You'll have to eat that smelly foot now and limp around on the other foot for 1478 ticks until your foot grows out again.

Lotus: Oh Soooo. There is a cure! Warrior! Eat it! Eat it now!

(Warrior attempts to swallow her foot whole, chokes, faints. Repeats procedure for 8 ticks by which time Lotus falls asleep. Fire breathing Dragon chuckles and captures it on camera to feed it on Youtube. Finally, Warrior superfaints and Fire breathing Dragon slices off the foot with her swift Slice-look. Now Warrior must wait for many a tick tick until her foot re-grows. )


Moral of the story:
A closed mouth gathers no feet